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Ted Leonsis is a Skell

Rest in peace to Abe Pollin. Ted Leonsis ruined a franchise you loved and he needs to sell his rights to the Washington Wizards immediately.


I've seen a lot of bad products/trends over the years struggle for survival before slowly withering out. Like the And 1 Mixtape tour, echo jeans even Justin Timberlake's run has come to an end. But for some reason the Washington Wizards have outlasted all the dogshit in this universe and remains champion of ass. Projected to finish last and leaders in the Flagg sweepstakes, which I will go on record saying I don't think he is the answer in Washington and should not be the focus/goal for the season, Ted Leonsis is about to take yet another dump on all the fans.



Boo hoo every franchise has seen its dog days Derik why should we care about the damn Washington Wizards? You shouldn't. I shouldn't. No one should. The owner Ted Leonsis doesn't care and its evident. For the poor souls who have entered the Verizon center or whatever tf the home court is called these days (Capitol One Arena) you know that the sound system and music is from 2005, a hot dog & beer combo is going to run you $25 and the team is going to suck. Thanks Ted. There was even potential the team would move to Virginia last year but that got shut down as Ted Leonsis is a money hungry bandit that would never want to build a new arena and the state figured they had enough bad basketball with UVA (sorry Hoos).



To put it to you straight im sick of this shit. 31 years. Sick of it. Everything this franchise touches gets ruined. We managed to tarnish Michael Jordan in a basketball jersey.


Anytime he is in a Wizards jersey fans of the game vomit inside. Its repulsive, Then we have agent zero. The original long range locker room shooter. Gilbert Arenas was as electric as electric could be. I LOVE Gil. Here is the 2 min career mix I watch to remind me we once had glory.




But Gil is crazy and Gil shouldn't be having guns. Ted get ahead of that shit. Give Gil a watch guy man ! Just like Ja Morant you need a guy that is around that says "hey, not a good idea". Very simple and very effective. But no you go get Nick Young Swaggy P. Amazing talent on the court but I mean we all see what happens when those two get together.


And to top it off Gilbert got the yips when Lebron pulled the ol Ying Yang Twins whisper in ya ear trick. Boy lost all the juice that day. I was there for this game. Saw it live. Gilbert shat himself. Massive dump all over the arena. I still love you Gil.




It was years of mediocrity and basement dwelling after Gil's departure.



Im not kidding when I tell you the Wizards best player was Earl Boykins one year. No offense to the Boykin's family but homie is a hobbit. It was and still is literally disgraceful the product Ted puts out. Hope finally arrived in the form of John mf Wall. John was a star. Fast and could throw down some of the nastiest dunks. But again; Wizards. We couldn't do shit to get this guy any help. Marcin Gortat and Nene are great but I mean what the fuck Ted; go get John some help. Too busy saving on the books and investing in the hockey team. I know your game and you're a scumbag for what you've done. Ted's such a big spender let me not forget that he went out and got 35 year old Paul Pierce one year.



He did call game.


Now we are in position for another ten plus years of getting our ass whooped. Ted you could at least make the experience enjoyable, Do some more t shirt tosses, give out a couple extra bobbleheads, or a half off dogs night. You do nothing for the fans. Like zero. The Zards fan community are dying for something to support and its not Kyle Kuzma's pregame fashion shows!



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