Jake Paul is the biggest draw in boxing as much as that fucking hurts me to type. If he wants to keep fighting dudes my dad's age or non-legit boxers here's 10 guys he should fight next:
BILLY FOOTBALL
He already beat Jose Canseco. Let him box Jake Paul and go Berserker mode.
JIMMY CARTER
Putting a picture of current-day 100 year old Jimmy Carter would feel fucked up to include but just let him get paid one last time in the PPV.
MICHAEL B. JORDAN
He's too damn pretty (pause) and played Adonis Creed. Make Creed 4 about fighting Jake Paul and have the fight scene be a real boxing match.
SYLVESTER STALLONE
If Creed won't do it, let Rocky whoop this punks ass. Stallone doesn't count as an old dude in my mind either.
MICHAEL JAI WHITE
This dude is 57 years old and has 7 (!!!) black belts in different fighting styles
CHET HANKS
Big ups to Chet man. Let Jake fight the real "Problem Child". Plus Chet doing a Jamaican accent the entire presser would be hilarious.
STEPHEN A. SMITH
Need I say more?
AJ HAWK
Does this look like a dude to fuck around with? Let him fight Jake Paul and have Pat McAfee commentate the fight.
MARK ZUCKERBERG
Fight for a quarter-billion dollars and make it an MMA fight and let the dude who just made a remix with T-Pain for his wife show he's more than just a weird billionaire.
A TESLA ROBOT
Why not? Let the battle for Humanity vs Machine come down to Elon Musk's weird robot and Jake Paul.
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