Barstool Breakdown

WARNING: THIS IS A FULL RECAP OF SURVIVING BARSTOOL SEASON 5 EPISODE 9. SPOILERS ARE INCLUDED THROUGHOUT, SO DO NOT KEEP READING UNLESS YOU’VE WATCHED EPISODE 9. If you want to watch a recap show for Episode 9, check out the Breakdown Boys! We are down to the final five heading into Monday night's Season 5 finale: Marty Mush, Dana Beers, Brandon Walker, Glenny Balls and Rone. Two more people have to go before the jury decides which of the final three takes home $250,000, and

*WARNING: SEASON 5 SURVIVING BARSTOOL SPOILERS AHEAD* After Tommy Smokes ' elimination on Sunday's episode, the final 5 of "Surviving Barstool: Season 5" are set. But here's the thing: 3 people are essentially guaranteed to make it to the next round. Rone, Dana Beers, and Marty Mush all have hidden immunity idols. I know it's fucking crazy. 60% of the remaining contestants could literally not only lose but not even compete in the individual immunity challenge in tonight's ep

We are mere days away from the glorious return of Notre Dame football to our lives. For non-Irish fans, look away,m, this is quickly going to be a slobber fest blog. This offseason, Marcus Freeman has built a roster meant to compete for a national championship, but building for one and winning one are two very different things. Can our Irish find themselves in the hunt come December to get that first national championship since 1988? Well, let's take a look at what lies ahead

We have ourselves a Joes redemption story in the making... maybe... The sand courts on the beaches of Lake Michigan will have the air filled with revenge as the Pros who took over the show just a short year ago now return to attempt to assert their dominance once again. This Thursday we have yet another chance for our Barstool personalities to make history... we just don't know what history. Ohio's Tate & Lucas are bringing back some beach pros into the mix this time with a l

The internet has won again. After tweets & comments poured in with football season just around the bend, Ohio's Tate & his punishment list make their highly anticipated return! Another year of not being able to truly enjoy his Saturdays fully, for us, the fans, to potentially get to see him put himself through unimaginable feats if his Buckeyes fall short of a victory! As the list drops, it is time to dive into what is in store for Tate this fall. So again, what is clearly in

After much deliberation, and even a commitment to another school, Mark Mitchell has decided to come back to CoMo for a final year of eligibility! Now, for those of you don't know, here's a quick recap of how this all went down. On August 21, it was announced that a group of athletes (including Mitchell) would be eligible for another year of college basketball as a result of a preliminary injunction. The next day, Mitchell committed to Mark Pope and the Kentucky Wildcats what

WARNING: THIS IS A FULL RECAP OF SURVIVING BARSTOOL SEASON 5 EPISODE 8. SPOILERS ARE INCLUDED THROUGHOUT, SO DO NOT KEEP READING UNLESS YOU’VE WATCHED EPISODE 8. If you want to watch a recap show for Episode 8, check out the Breakdown Boys! We are down to the final six, and Episode 8 opens with a little animosity after everything that happened at the Ring of Fire. Dana wants to know why Tommy Smokes was pushing him to play his idol before the last vote. Tommy originally says

Alright, with Week 0 in the books, we are officially into Game Week, baby!!! After up & down results from Week 0, though we all are just glad to be back, the excitement of a full slate on a holiday weekend awaits... FOR ALL MY FALL HEADS, SUMMER IS DYING AWAY!!! And with the whole college football realm beginning, we are finishing up with a duo of QB & RB top players, separate lists, but posted together! Let's DO THIS! Okay, the running backs, the fun position, right? Who doe

Before we get into what everyone came here for; figuring out which Muppet Brandon Walker is (we all know, right?) let me quickly introduce myself. My name is Pat Geary, but online I go by Poolside Pat. Why Poolside? Because pools rock. Somewhere deep in the YouTube archives, you can find me reviewing a handful of them. The plan was simple: get famous, or at least get free hotel rooms. Shockingly, the bit never caught on. I was born and raised in the great state of Connecticut

While majority of sports fans are locked into week 0 of College Football, some of us are locked into the final race before The Chase starts. At 7:30pm ET on NBC the Coke Zero 400 at Daytona International Speedway takes place. "...absolute fucking chaos." is what one of the drivers in my play tonight had to say about the potential of this race, and I really hope he's right. My play for tonight is as follows: Ross Chastain - More than 17.5 Laps Led: The watermelon man secured t

College Football is upon us! Week Zero is here & it is lined up to be one of the best we have seen, which is poetic considering it may be the last we ever have! With kickoff around the corner, I'm sure just like me you are pulling out the DraftKings app to see what we have on the board. Well, no worries, I'm here to make life easier, with a little help from our Barstool friends. Welcome to the 2026 Barstool Breakdown's College Football Parlay of the Week! So for this year, in

WOW it feels impossible for anyone to truly be able to hate on Camp Barstool after that finale today, we had it all in the big relay as Team Dirty Dew takes home the 2026 camp championship on the backs of Mintzy & in a way Green Greg as the legend of green grows. These final power rankings feel nearly impossible to calculate as so many found a way to stand out over the past 3 days, but here we go! First up honorable mention has to go to the blob legend in Liz, her final act s

We are so close, only 48 hours from the start of the FBS college football season, and our season preview is getting into offense as we look at the top wide receivers in college football today. Also, for those like me needing some football, the FCS is here to save us with a nice little appetizer to Week 0 with some ball on TONIGHT! Alright, let's unpack the WR position here. First off, the list at 10 starts with a name that many around the nation may not know, but former lacro

WARNING: THIS IS A FULL RECAP OF SURVIVING BARSTOOL SEASON 5 EPISODE 7. SPOILERS ARE INCLUDED THROUGHOUT, SO DO NOT KEEP READING UNLESS YOU’VE WATCHED EPISODE 7. If you want to watch a recap show for Episode 7, check out the Breakdown Boys (featuring Ohio's Tate)! Nine players remain as we enter Episode 7, and we didn't have to wait long for shit to get weird. The lights suddenly go out throughout Barstool HQ, Jeff D. Lowe walks into the bunks carrying a lantern and hands eve

It was much more than just a day at the beach for Barstool Sports as Team Classic Dew and Team Dirty Dew clashed in the water. It was a day of shock and awe, with so many competitors stepping up in the moment to help their teams in this summer classic. But who truly stood out on Day 2? Let’s take a look at the power rankings. First, an honorable mention has to go to PFT. He’s been stuck in the middle of all these psychos and their competitive nature, having to manage egos, ru

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have made it to the last race before the Chase, Coke Zero Sugar 400 at Daytona International Speedway. Top 5 Paint Schemes: Number 1: Todd Gilliland with the Grillo's Hot Pickle Car As if the Grillo's man wasn't likeable enough he becomes the Gillionaire and then comes out with this? I need a top 15 finish from him in this car. Ideally a win but a victory lane diecast of this car would hit so hard. Number 2: Ross Chastain with the Wendy's Waterme

From Ranger's wake-up call to the old dog coming out on the diamond, Day 1 at Camp Barstool was full of nonstop fun. With Dirty Dew taking a commanding lead in softball with the sweep, Team Classic will need a big Day 2 to get back into this competition. But amidst the camp festivities, there were clearly five people who stuck out as Day 1 ELITES! First, we have to give an honorable mention to Ebo. He showed us all yet again that if he were 6 feet tall, he'd be in the League

Camp week is here for Barstool, of course presented by Mountain Dew. With the company all heading back to Wisconsin for a fun week of competition, Ohio's Tate & Lucas are bringing Barstool After Dark back with what is always a fun event...WEREWOLF! Get ready for a fun cast of characters including some Barstool outsiders! For those unfamiliar with the game, it is a group event with everyone involved all pre-assigned to be certain characters, with the object of the game to snif

As we continue our series to kick off the 2026 college football season, it is time to finish out the defensive side of the ball with the list many have been waiting for: the cornerbacks. It is without a doubt the flashiest position on defense, but also one that could very well make or break many teams in 2026. There are some BIG names on this list that you will want to know as we are just 5 days away from the start of the season. Starting at the bottom of the top 10 are a few

That is right, Stoolies, the best week of the summer has arrived: Camp Barstool is back! As social media begins to show the travels of all our favorites heading to camp, we are once again getting another week of fun in the sun with lots of great competitions & camp shenanigans, ALL PRESENTED BY MOUNTAIN DEW! As with years past, the group is split into two teams. Every year the teams grow, making sure everyone's favorite content person is involved somehow, someway. Even a pote